How to correct an audience when they’re clapping on the wrong beat.
Adele’s “Hello” as a Bach Fugue.
He won’t even put in a lousy cat flap for me… https://t.co/9RvNxCr6F4
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) June 26, 2022
My generation’s equivalent to, “When I was young, it was all fields round ‘ere” is “When I was young, this was a Woolworths”
— Rosie Jones (@josierones) June 27, 2022
World’s most powerful leaders meet in Germany.
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) June 27, 2022
(Also pictured: Conservative MP for Uxbridge and South Ruislip) pic.twitter.com/WR6LFGexwF
i love that bands still pretend to leave before their encore. like peekaboo for adults
— oatmeal influencer (@acechhh) June 26, 2022
1. Enter Password
— Dave (@davechannel) June 28, 2022
2. Password incorrect
3. Password incorrect
4. Reset password?
5. Check your email
6. Now we've sent a code to your phone
7. Now we've hidden a clue in your house
8. Solve these three riddles
9. Enter new password
10. New password can't be same as old password
BREAKING: After hearing that barristers are striking, an incandescent Nadine Dorries launched an immediate investigation into who allowed Starbucks to unionise x
— Laura Kuenssberg beyond parody (@LKTranslator) June 27, 2022
Imagine https://t.co/jzRsAI2uuA
— Lewis Hamilton (@LewisHamilton) June 28, 2022
In incredible radio news, BBC Radio 3 is broadcasting a show next month entirely from the perspective of a dog pic.twitter.com/mZfkeER8ud
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) June 28, 2022
Dramas get bad after Series 3 because the original concept has run its course, but comedies get BETTER after Series 3 because that's when you fall in love with the characters
— Jack Bernhardt (@jackbern23) June 29, 2022
My solution? In S3 all prestige dramas must add a fun uncle that turns the show into a knockabout farce
I've spoken to 2,000+ companies with 40M+ employees about remote work in the last 12 months
— Chris Herd (@chris_herd) June 29, 2022
A few predictions of what will happen before 2030
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Today a crane came to our street to lift some glass over a house and the man with the crane let me stand next to the crane and ask questions about the crane and he said my questions were really good and now the crane is gone and I don’t know if the crane will be back again.
— Dara Ó Briain (@daraobriain) July 1, 2022
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